Thank you for the many letters of concern we have received inquiring of Olaf Johansson's health and well-being. Our esteemed distributor recovered from Wisconsapalooza only to go blind watching the recent solar eclipse. We advised him to use caution but, as the old saying goes, keeping a Swede from his telescope during a solar eclipse is like... well, you know the rest.Dear valued subscribers:Enclosed, please find the latest installment of Mr. Dickens's Pickwick Papers: chapters 6-8. The next issue will arrive on April 28th and is expected to include chapters 9-11.
Best regards and happy reading,A.B. Ysmal
I had no idea the Swedes were so fond of telescopes.