I thought Mr. Ysmal's missives deserved an illustration as well.
Dear valued subscribers,
Enclosed, please find chapters 27 and 28 of Mr. Dickens's Pickwick Paper. Your next issue should arrive on July 4th, to include chapters 29-31.
We're told that's a bank holiday in your parts/time stream so you might expect some delay.
Congratulations on your new President (our time stream, your country - it's all so confusing!). We hear good things about Mr. Van Buren.